Semi-spoiler alert: This post is kinda about Marley and Me and it is to be shown on feb 4 sa Philippine cinema.I watched this online lang. Anyway the post is mostly about Noah and yeah, I’m sorry for the kinda-spoiler thingy)
But I say, 90% of this post is about Noah. Kaya semi-spoiler lang. :P
A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
The frog said to her, “If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.”
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, “Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.
Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!”
The woman said, “That’s okay.”
For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
The frog warned her, “You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to”.
The woman replied, “That’s okay, because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me.”
So, KAZAM-she’s the most beautiful woman in the world!
For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
The frog said, “That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.”
The woman said, “That’s okay, because what’s mine is his and what’s his is mine.”
So, KAZAM-she’s the richest woman in the world!
The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, “I’d like a mild heart attack.”
Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don’t mess with them.
Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good.
Male readers: Please read further…
Here’s a list of the top 50 most Bizarre city names around the world and trust me some of them are really bizarre, funny and weird. The number one is surely unbelievable but it is true. So here we go:
50) Hot Water (Mississippi, USA)
49) No Name (Colorado, USA)
48) Hooker (Oklahoma, USA)
47) Odd (West Virginia, USA)
46) Normal (Illinois, USA)
45) Okay (Oklahoma, USA)
44) Plain City (Utah, USA)
43) Embarrass (Minnesota, USA)
42) Bird in Hand (Pennsylvania, USA)
41) Hygiene (Colorado, USA)
40) Looneyville (Texas, USA)
39) Gravesend (England)
38) Whiskey Dick Mountain (Washington State, USA)
37) Hell (Michigan, USA)
36) Disappointment (Kentucky, USA)
35) Middelfart (Denmark)
34) Wetwang (England)
33) Lolita (Texas, USA)
32) Shetland Islands (Scotland)
31) Cockburn (Western Australia)
30) Dollarbeg (Scotland)
29) Wagga Wagga (Australia)
28) Can do (North Dakota, USA)
27) Ass (Ukraine)
26) Gayville (South Dakota, USA)
25) My Large Intestine (Texas, USA)
24) ii (Finland)
23) Pussy creek (Ohio, USA)
22) Needmore (Texas, USA)
21) Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateapokaiwhenuakitanatahu (New Zealand)
20) Beer Bottle Crossing (Idaho, USA)
19) Poopoo (Hawaii, USA)
18) Sexi (Peru)
17) Acme (West Virginia, USA)
16) Burning Well (Pennsylvania, USA)
15) Assawoman (Virginia, USA)
14) Dead Chinaman (Papua New Guinea)
13) Dwarf (Kentucky, USA)
12) Big Bone Lick (USA)
11) Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch (Wales)
10) Truth Or Consequences (New Mexico, USA)
9) Climax (Michigan, USA)
Fart (Virginia, USA)
7) Blowhard (Australia)
6) Why (Arizona, USA)
5) Dildo (Newfoundland, Canada)
4) Intercourse (Pennsylvania, USA)
3) Boring (Oregon, USA)
2) French Lick (Indiana, USA)
1) Fucking (Austria)
Fucking’s most famous feature is a traffic sign with its name on it, beside which English-speaking tourists often stop to have their photograph taken. It is a commonly stolen street sign and significant amounts of public funds are spent on replacing the stolen signs.
original post from xinjo.com
I don’t really answer surveys, pero ngayon kasi magisa lang ako dito sa bahay and i’m uber bored, kaya eto. i’m breaking this post here so you don’t really have to feel like you have to read it. kasi super haba talaga,. haha.
I was getting a drink from the fridge when I heard a very familiar cry,
A cry of pain, of unbelievable loss.
The pain was so loud it pinches my heart.
The hurt still cries,
even when the world forgets.
The hurt still cries,
it’s too bad, the world forgot her pain.
So last night, around 11pm, Mom called me up and said she’s going online at ym and she wants to view our webcam. And then she passed the phone to someone and I was shocked:
Her: Kah-thri-nah!
Me: Madam?
Her: Yes! It’s been six years!
Me: OHh madam, you still remember me??
Her: Of course, you are my favorite customer! You are my second daughter remember?
Nakakatuwa lang, kasi it’s been a long time. Siya yung may-ari nung kaisa-isang computer shop for ladies sa Jeddah. (or so I think). Nasa Ballad yung shop niya, and technically, malayo yun from our place, pero dun ko talaga gustong mag internet nung mga kapanahunang di pa uso ang wi-fi at dsl sa jeddah. Haha.
Geesh. 2nd year highschool pa ata ako nun. Halos everyday ako sa shop niya, tapos minsan naman, iiwan ako dun ni papa sa umaga tapos babalikan niya ko sa gabi. Haha.
Grabe yung discounts ko, minsan halos libre na talaga. Sabi nga niya ako daw second daughter niya kasi close din kami ng anak niya, “Ate” tawag sakin as in.
Indonesians nga pala sila. Ayun.
Nakakatuwa lang, she even viewed my webcam along with Mama, tapos nakita ko din sila, sabi ko nga,
“God Madam, the place still looks the same!”
Sabi niya, “OF course, so you will not be shocked when you get here again!”
Ayun, nakakatuwa lang talaga.
ANd by the way, si mama, pinagwebcam ako, pero ang gusto talaga niyang makita, si Noah! Hahaha!
Yung kapitbahay mo na nagising ng 3 am ata or 4 eh magtsitsismisan sa may bintana mismo ng kwarto mo and feel like they have every right to kasi likod ng bahay nila yun!
Nakakainis kasi pinagbibigyan naman sila at the moment na may loss sila, wala akong pake kung magdamag sila magingay nung mga panahong yon, may family crisis sila and the whole world knows about that, so ano ba naman kung kaming KAPITBAHAY eh makiramay nalang diba.
Pero this – is absurd. Laugh out loud at 4 am and care less kung tulog pa yung kapitbahay mo is just freakin retarded.
Grrr…
-EDIT!-
I asked nanang kung sino yung maiingay, apparently hindi yung homeowner mismo, yung mga helpers nila!
Grabe Grabe Grabeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!! I only had 4 hours of sleep today!
What’s yours?
Guilty pleasures, as defined are those you can’t refrain from doing kahit na in the end, it gives you that guilty feeling.
Kanina nagsusulat ako dun sa planner na nakuha ko from starbucks, and naisip ko bigla, grabe.
For the love of coffee. I think for 2008 alone, 3-4k ang nagastos namin because of starbucks. December alone naka 2k+ na ko kaya nga nagkaron ng planner.
Ako kasi, anything na talagang masarap, or talaga namang worth it, gumagastos ako. Especially nung mag isa lang ako, if it’s good food that I get from my 1k, so be it. Ganun.
Pero siempre nagiiba ang panahon, hahaha.
Siyempre di na ko ganun ngayong 2009. Bagong buhay na tayo! hahaha!
(di na ko mag gagrande) hahhaha!
You know what I hate most about writing stories?
:p
I don’t know how to take in compliments!
Nakakaasar diba? Hehe. I’d rather take in a criticism, parang mas madali ko nahahandle yun kesa sa compliments. Ang baliw nga eh.
Lalo na pag nanggagaling sa mga friends ko, parang naiisip ko na sinasabi nila na maganda/magaling/mahusay yung gawa ko kasi kaibigan ko sila at tungkulin nilang palobohin yung ego ko. Haha.
Peace tayo, sumasabog naman talaga yung puso ko pag nakakatanggap ako ng ganun, pero wala, parang lam mo yun, para kang binigyan ng billion dollar worth na candy tapos hindi mo alam kung kakainin mo ba o itatago mo nalang forever.
May connect ba? Hahaha. Basta yun. Gets niyo naman diba?
